we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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