Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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