god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
being pregnant is like rehab
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
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