Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
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