he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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