what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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