Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
we should paint friendship bongs
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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