love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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