Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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