Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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