My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Randomize
