he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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