We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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