In America we eat man semen.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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