i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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