I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
