I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Randomize
