..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
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