I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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