There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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