brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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