At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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