walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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