Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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