so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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