Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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