thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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