Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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