Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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