do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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