He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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