i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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