i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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