Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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