I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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