I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
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