your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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