no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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