tonight lets celebrate not being married
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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