hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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