I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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