In the future we'll all be gay
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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