We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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