and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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