Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
It's official drugs can't kill me
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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