I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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