There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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