I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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