I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
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