Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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