Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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