"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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