you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
COCAINE IS GR8
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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