i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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